Hungry for Work
01-05-2005, 07:14 PM
#11
Contributors
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Dallas, TX USA
Posts: 4,144
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat your mother!"
01-06-2005, 12:53 AM
#13
Senior Members
Thread Starter
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Dublin, Eire
Posts: 2,279
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
Originally Posted by JDN' date='Jan 6 2005, 05:14 AM
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat your mother!"
[snapback]76197[/snapback]
Divorce by cannibalism !!!!!!
Works for me.
01-08-2005, 06:42 AM
#15
Senior Members
Thread Starter
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Dublin, Eire
Posts: 2,279
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
A: The cold shoulder.
A: The cold shoulder.
01-08-2005, 08:10 PM
#16
Contributors
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 1,085
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
My Ride: 2011 520dA coming up.
Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Jan 8 2005, 05:42 PM
Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
A: The cold shoulder.
A: The cold shoulder.
[snapback]77058[/snapback]
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
rizwan1377
E60 Discussion
2
04-05-2015 05:22 PM
macantley
E60 Discussion
0
03-31-2015 03:44 PM