How to instantly fail a breathalyser test
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='870358' date='May 6 2009, 04:43 PM
i have no clue what just happened
cop tried to give the obviously drunk old man a test, drunk old man thought it was a drink, he tried to drink the test
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