How To Install a Home Security System on a Budget
03-26-2009, 02:54 PM
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines..
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
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2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines..
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
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03-26-2009, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by rogerj' post='827593' date='Mar 26 2009, 05:54 PM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines..
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Redneck Security Company
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines..
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
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03-26-2009, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by z06bigbird' post='827671' date='Mar 26 2009, 09:00 PM
Super. That might work--except them dummies don't know how to read.
funny.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='828723' date='Mar 27 2009, 09:01 PM
Thanks Gene. Now that I'm de-chromed, maybe I should get a black 530i "badge?"
I have no problem with people owning guns, but the problem is there are so many stupid people that think they need/should own guns.
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Originally Posted by rogerj' post='827593' date='Mar 26 2009, 06:54 PM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines..
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
Redneck Security Company
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines..
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!
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That's funny.
03-29-2009, 11:23 AM
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