How I want to live my life
07-16-2008, 10:08 AM
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Next Life
by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
07-16-2008, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ImSort0fABigDeal' post='625684' date='Jul 16 2008, 11:08 AM
Next Life
by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
07-16-2008, 10:46 AM
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that sounds AMAZING. haha. woody is the man.
07-16-2008, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='625700' date='Jul 16 2008, 11:23 AM
I'm liking that ending 
07-16-2008, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='625731' date='Jul 16 2008, 11:56 AM
We're mostly men around here Mel, so we don't care if you get to the ending or not!!
07-16-2008, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ImSort0fABigDeal' post='625748' date='Jul 16 2008, 12:14 PM
I care...maybe that's why I'm popular with the ladies...lol
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WOODY ALLEN IS a perv and child molester PERIOD.
PEOPLE LIKE him should be burned down or stoned to death.
PEOPLE LIKE him should be burned down or stoned to death.
07-16-2008, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='625841' date='Jul 16 2008, 04:17 PM
I'm married, I don't HAVE TO care anymore!!
I'm married too, I care sometimes depeding on my energy level or my work schedule in the morning. 