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10-14-2009, 08:20 PM

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A?captain?in?the?foreign?legion?was?transferred?to ?a?desert?outpost.?On?his?orie-
ntation tour?he?noticed?a?very?old,?seedy?looking?camel?ti ed?out?back?of?the?enlisted?
men's?barracks.?He?asked?the?sergeant?leading?the? tour,??What's?the?camel?for???
The?sergeant?replied,??Well?sir,?it's?a?long?way?f rom?anywhere,?and?the?men?have?
natural?sexual?urges,?so?when?they?do,?we?have?the ?camel.??The?captain?said,
??Well,?if?it's?good?for?morale,?then?I?guess?it's ?all?right?with?me.??
After?he?had?been?at?the?fort?for?about?6?months,? the?captain?could?not?stand?it
anymore,?so?he?told?his?sergeant,??BRING?IN?THE?CA MEL!!!??The?Sarge?shrugged?
his?shoulders?and?led?the?camel?into?the?captain's ?quarters.?The?captain?got?a?
foot?stool?and?proceeded?to?have?vigorous?sex?with ?the?camel.?As?he?stepped,?
satisfied,?down?from?the?stool?and?was?buttoning?h is?pants?he?asked?the?
sergeant,??Is?that?how?the?enlisted?men?do?it?????
The?sergeant?replied,??Well?sir,?they?usually?just ?use?it?to?ride?into?town.??

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