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01-07-2010, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by mag75' post='1086129' date='Jan 7 2010, 03:45 PM
It is 3:45 and Alabama still sucks!
Go Horns!
Go Horns!
Q : How do you keep a Bama player from drowning in a puddle?
A : Take your foot off his head!
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?
A huddle.
2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?
The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for
their defense, so they hired a new defensive
coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at
fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
01-07-2010, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by nola530' post='1086136' date='Jan 7 2010, 05:59 PM
i do agree bama sucks,but its hard to pull for a non sec team. i liked texas throught the year but as much as I dislike saban, he is a good coach.
Q : How do you keep a Bama player from drowning in a puddle?
A : Take your foot off his head!
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?
A huddle.
2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?
The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for
their defense, so they hired a new defensive
coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at
fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
Q : How do you keep a Bama player from drowning in a puddle?
A : Take your foot off his head!
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?
A huddle.
2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?
The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for
their defense, so they hired a new defensive
coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at
fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
01-07-2010, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Alpine White Girl' post='1086150' date='Jan 7 2010, 06:12 PM
Texas sucks, Nebraska beat Texas but politics got in the way.
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Holy crap! What a smackdown!
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Am I the only one who thinks it's inappropriate for Brent Musburger to keep talking in such positive terms about Mark Ingram's father? The guy is a convicted criminal, so who cares if he can't be at the game? Your son wins the Heisman, so we should suddenly feel sorry for you? As if any other counterfeiter, money-launderer, credit card thief would garner sympathy on national television. He's not the f*cking victim here. Give me a break.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1086342' date='Jan 7 2010, 09:33 PM
Holy crap! What a smackdown!
01-08-2010, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1086386' date='Jan 8 2010, 01:08 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it's inappropriate for Brent Musburger to keep talking in such positive terms about Mark Ingram's father? The guy is a convicted criminal, so who cares if he can't be at the game? Your son wins the Heisman, so we should suddenly feel sorry for you? As if any other counterfeiter, money-launderer, credit card thief would garner sympathy on national television. He's not the f*cking victim here. Give me a break.