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02-01-2008, 06:37 AM
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Two English businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Irish accent asked "What are you selling' here ?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ar*e-holes." Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!" !!!
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Irish accent asked "What are you selling' here ?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ar*e-holes." Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!" !!!
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='525847' date='Feb 1 2008, 10:37 AM
Two English businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Irish accent asked "What are you selling' here ?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ar*e-holes." Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!" !!!
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Irish accent asked "What are you selling' here ?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ar*e-holes." Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!" !!!
