Hit by a truck!
01-15-2010, 12:05 PM
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they
came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On
the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and
as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked
the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches
along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back
that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk
who doesn't know how to drive, and Obama is an idiot.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."
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came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On
the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and
as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked
the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches
along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a
miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back
that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk
who doesn't know how to drive, and Obama is an idiot.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a
frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."
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01-15-2010, 12:28 PM
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I'm also quite happy to find that YOU had not been hit by a truck my friend, it is a BIT misleading!!
TFF!I'm also quite happy to find that YOU had not been hit by a truck my friend, it is a BIT misleading!!
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