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Old 04-17-2009, 02:01 PM
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Oprah has put on so much weight recently that she has to use capital letters to make her looks a bit smaller.
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='850645' date='Apr 17 2009, 06:10 PM
Oprah has put on so much weight recently that she has to use capital letters to make her looks a bit smaller.
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='850645' date='Apr 17 2009, 06:10 PM
Oprah has put on so much weight recently that she has to use capital letters to make her looks a bit smaller.
Plus, black letters are more slimming.
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this thread smells of black on black crime lol
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Shaq's only chance of sounding literate and questioning Oprah is in a Twitter/text context. She is the Queen of talk. He is the king of gargling marbles.
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Good lord... I was flipping through channels last night and Ashton and Puff Daddy were on Larry King talking about Twitter. Jimmy Fallon was on via sat. Oprah came up as a topic, but I don't know if they mentioned this or not.


Aside from the usual banality Larry King tends to offer, I found it kind of hilarious that that collection of mouth-breathers decided they needed a national forum to tell the public how the Internet is going to change things. Twitter is still fucking "poor man's email"...


http://www.businessinsider.com/google-ceo-...l-system-2009-3



They also missed the -real- story that is happening in conjunction with Ashton's race to the top of Twitter. There's a cabal of sorts (4chan) who control basically all online rating. They are gaming the system, and if they had started just a bit earlier - they would have beaten Ashton and CNN to 1Million. The Twitter account they registered to compete? "Basement Dad"... as in, the guy in Germany. Yeah. Sick sense of humor.

http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/opera...ing_twitter.php



Just check out Time's most influential people... moot is #1 (4chan's founder), and the first letters of the first 18 names spell out something interesting.... by design. The letters have shifted a bit, but it had read: "Marblecat also a game" - referencing the recent DDoS against Church of Scientology.


You can see that they're still very close with only a few letters transposed:

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages...1886141,00.html




The actors and talking bobble heads are still playing in someone elses sandbox, errr... ant farm.
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