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05-04-2006, 01:51 AM
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A beautiful young girl was about to undergo a minor operation. She lay on a rolling bed and the nurse brought her into the corridor. Before entering the room, the nurse left her behind the surgery room door to go in and check if everything was ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approached, took the sheet away and began examining her naked body. He walked away and talked to another man in a white coat. The second man came over and did the same examination.
When a third man started examining her body very closely, she grew impatient and asked, "These examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders and told her, "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."
A young man wearing a white coat approached, took the sheet away and began examining her naked body. He walked away and talked to another man in a white coat. The second man came over and did the same examination.
When a third man started examining her body very closely, she grew impatient and asked, "These examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders and told her, "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."
05-04-2006, 03:04 PM
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05-05-2006, 06:36 AM
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