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Old 05-18-2008, 01:24 AM
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Italian Boy's Confession


"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last
Confession, here is my sin: I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may
as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny
Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers, "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."
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That's great!
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Great one I'm still laughing !!!!!
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hahahaha
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Too funny!
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An oldie but still quite funny!!




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