Low temperatures and the hardy Scots/soft Southerners Theory......

At 50F degrees:
? People in southern England turn on the central heating
? People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants


At 40F degrees
? Southerners shiver uncontrollably
? Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs


At 35F degrees
? Cars in the south of England refuse to start
? People in Falkirk drive with their windows down


At 20F degrees
? Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
? Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts


At 15F degrees
? Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
? People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry


At Zero degrees
? Life in the south grinds to a halt
? Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold


Minus 10F degrees
? Life in the south ceases to exist
? People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket



Minus 80F degrees
? Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
? Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers


Minus 100F degrees
? Santa Claus abandons North Pole
? People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'


Minus 173F degrees
? Alcohol freezes
? Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut



Minus 297F degrees
? Microbial life starts to disappear
? The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands


Minus 460F degrees
? All atomic motion stops
? Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands



Minus 500F degrees
? Hell freezes over
? Scotland wins the World Cup

You're talking about 2010 South Africa then? :lol:

BBRRR... :'(

I didn't think it was that cold there !!! :wow: :devil:

OUCH!
Now that was cold! Err, you know what I mean. :)

:devil:

:lol: