Happy Birthday Nerweezy!!!
04-15-2010 | 01:32 PM
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From: Houston,TX
My Ride: Original E60 Spec:
530i - Silver Grey Out, Black Dakota Leather In, Navigation Pro, Voice Command, HiFi Audio, Sports Package, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package w/ Heated Seats, Style# 123 Alloy Track Wheels, Auto AC, Power Front Seats, Active Turn Xennon Headlights,
Mods:
OEM M-Tech Front Bumper, OEM M Side Skirts, OEM M5 Rear Bumper, M5 Trunk Lid Finisher, M5 Style Mirrors, Custom Hamann Style Splitter, Custom Hartge Style Diffuser, RD Sport Boot Spoiler, LCI Taillights, Bruce Miranda's V4 LCI Retro Cables, 6000K Xenon light Bulbs, Xenon White LED License Plate Lights, 8000K HID 9006 Fog Lights, Akalius� Front Headlight Euro Overlays, Matte Black Kidney Grilles, E60.Net Clings, Debadged, Llumar Tinting "Micro Edged, 15% Rear 35% Sides,
Engine Mods:
Custom Magnaflow Quad Exhaust w/ Eisenmann Stamped 3� Tips, RPI Scoop (Red)
Added Electronics:
V1 Equipped (Hardwired), OEM Alpine CD Changer Retrofit,
Shoes:
SOLD-20" Staggered Vertini Hennesey Rims, Falcon 452's Tires-SOLD
New Shoes:
19" VMR 710 Hyper Silver, General Exclaim UHP 245/35/19 Front-275/30/19 Rear, Gloss Silver Caliper Paint Job DIY
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Retired
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Took Delivery 10/26/2009: LOADED! E60 M5 Silverstone II/Black, Active Seats, Comfort Ventilated/Heated Seats, HUD, Brushed Aluminum Trim,
Happy Birthday Weezy!!! 
04-15-2010 | 01:51 PM
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From: The State of Southern NJ!
In high honor of your special birthday I wanted to get you a very special present!
So I called a friend at the IRS ... And your 2010 Tax Return is being audited
But wait ... that's not the special present ... ...
I called BMWNA ... and your BMW Warranty is canceled ...
But wait ... that's not the special present ... ...
That hot young babe you've been keeping a secret .... well, she's not pregnant
But wait ... that's not the special present ... ...
Remember that plain brown envelope with the little blue pills ... and the birthday card telling you taking two of these a day these will help you live it up
It seems there was a mistake at the pharmaceutical manufacturer ... and taking more than one will cause your manliness to shrink and fall off in week
But, look at it this way --- you're only 21 ... us old geezers had years to wear ours off
Is that special or what
So I called a friend at the IRS ... And your 2010 Tax Return is being audited
But wait ... that's not the special present ... ...
I called BMWNA ... and your BMW Warranty is canceled ...
But wait ... that's not the special present ... ...
That hot young babe you've been keeping a secret .... well, she's not pregnant
But wait ... that's not the special present ... ...
Remember that plain brown envelope with the little blue pills ... and the birthday card telling you taking two of these a day these will help you live it up
It seems there was a mistake at the pharmaceutical manufacturer ... and taking more than one will cause your manliness to shrink and fall off in week
But, look at it this way --- you're only 21 ... us old geezers had years to wear ours off
Is that special or what
04-15-2010 | 05:43 PM
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From: SoCal San Diego
My Ride: 545i Sport
Model Year: 2004
Engine: N62
Happy Birthday and thanks for all the mod assists . Love the M5 bumper.
I'll hit you up when ready for the sideskirts and trunk spoiler.
. Love the M5 bumper.I'll hit you up when ready for the sideskirts and trunk spoiler.
