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06-01-2009, 05:33 PM
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A father watched his
young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl
was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about
her seeing the wonders of
nature through such
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
ground. He went over to her to
see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are
those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father
replied.
"What do you
call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father
answered.
"So, the
other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl
asked.
As his heart soared with the joy
of such a cute and innocent question he
replied,
"No dear...both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled,thought for a moment, then lifted
her foot and
stomped them flat.
"Well", she said, "We're not having any
of that gay sh1t in our garden!"
young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl
was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about
her seeing the wonders of
nature through such
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
ground. He went over to her to
see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are
those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father
replied.
"What do you
call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father
answered.
"So, the
other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl
asked.
As his heart soared with the joy
of such a cute and innocent question he
replied,
"No dear...both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled,thought for a moment, then lifted
her foot and
stomped them flat.
"Well", she said, "We're not having any
of that gay sh1t in our garden!"
06-02-2009, 08:29 AM
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