GUTS AND BALLS
03-21-2006, 03:36 PM
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My Ride: 2005 525i Titanium Silver Metalic and 2003 325xi Jet Black with the Premium Package in both cars.
Guts and Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between the two? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask: Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between the two? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask: Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
03-22-2006, 11:42 AM
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My Ride: 2004 BMW 530I steptronic, Orient Blue, Dakota Black Leather, Finishers Aluminium with Wave Cutting interior, NAVIgation, Radio PROFESSIONAL, CD in-dash, Hi-Fi extended sound system, PDC system, Bi-Xenons lights with washers, cruise-control, heated seats, Extended AC, auto"shade" mirrors, auto lights sensors, rain/wiper sensor, M-tech leather multifunction steering wheel, side airbags rearseats, sliding armrest, smoker's package (I don't smoke!), velour floor mats, spare wheel and jack, 122 style rims winter setup, M135 style rims summer setup
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$ucking good one
