The great hunter
02-22-2009, 11:28 PM
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The great hunter came into the bar and began to boast that he could recognize the hides and the bullet hole in the killed game. He said: - Tie a blindfold and set up some beer and bring some animal skins and I'll tell you what it is for animals. Bets were adopted and did what he said and the hunter began to feel the first skin. - Anti Loop, shot with a 22, he said. Correct answer, a beer and a new skin were picked up. - Tiger, shot with a 308! Right again, new beer and a new skin up. So continued the evening. In the morning he woke up and discovered that he had a big black eye. He turned to his wife: - I can not remember that I was in a fight yesterday. - No, the black eye you got from me. You put yourself down in the bed and then put down your hand in my panties, rubbing a little and said: - Skunk, killed with an ax!
02-23-2009, 09:05 AM
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Oh yeah, that will DEFINITELY go over well with a wife!! 
He's lucky to be alive! 
He's lucky to be alive!
02-23-2009, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='799459' date='Feb 23 2009, 12:05 PM
He's lucky to be alive!
02-23-2009, 02:38 PM
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