The great hunter
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The great hunter came into the bar and began to boast that he could recognize the hides and the bullet hole in the killed game. He said: - Tie a blindfold and set up some beer and bring some animal skins and I'll tell you what it is for animals. Bets were adopted and did what he said and the hunter began to feel the first skin. - Anti Loop, shot with a 22, he said. Correct answer, a beer and a new skin were picked up. - Tiger, shot with a 308! Right again, new beer and a new skin up. So continued the evening. In the morning he woke up and discovered that he had a big black eye. He turned to his wife: - I can not remember that I was in a fight yesterday. - No, the black eye you got from me. You put yourself down in the bed and then put down your hand in my panties, rubbing a little and said: - Skunk, killed with an ax!
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Oh yeah, that will DEFINITELY go over well with a wife!!
He's lucky to be alive!
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='799459' date='Feb 23 2009, 12:05 PM
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.............kinda like the blind lumber grader................."would that be the shit house door from a tuna boat ? " BAWAAAAA
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