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02-11-2008, 04:34 AM
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A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting
on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.
The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?'
Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!'
Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?'
Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered 'no,' again.
Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.'
A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.
Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?'
The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!'
The boy replied, 'Then go f#@k yourself! Grandma made these for me.'
on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.
The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?'
Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!'
Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?'
Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
The little boy answered 'no,' again.
Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.'
A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.
Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?'
The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!'
The boy replied, 'Then go f#@k yourself! Grandma made these for me.'
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