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- Think positive,
- Bend your knees
- Keep your head down
- Use your hips
- Follow through
- Relax
- Bend your knees
- Keep your head down
- Use your hips
- Follow through
- Relax
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Originally Posted by GB525dTour' date='Apr 22 2005, 10:30 AM
- Think positive,
- Bend your knees
- Keep your head down
- Use your hips
- Follow through
- Relax
? ![Devil](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/devil.gif)
- Bend your knees
- Keep your head down
- Use your hips
- Follow through
- Relax
![Tongue](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/tongue.gif)
![Devil](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/devil.gif)
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Could also be a guide to a stint on the pot after a hot curry and chips...
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Originally Posted by GB525dTour' date='Apr 22 2005, 02:30 AM
- Think positive,
- Bend your knees
- Keep your head down
- Use your hips
- Follow through
- Relax
? ![Devil](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/devil.gif)
- Bend your knees
- Keep your head down
- Use your hips
- Follow through
- Relax
![Tongue](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/tongue.gif)
![Devil](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/devil.gif)
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Originally Posted by swajames' date='Apr 22 2005, 11:34 PM
..... and it is customary to play the front nine before playing the back nine? ![W00t](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/w00t.gif)
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A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual
activity three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband."
The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week. The 78-year-old husband replied, "Which days?" The doctor answered, "Monday, Tuesday, and Friday would be ideal."
The husband said, "I can bring her on Monday, but on Tuesdays and Friday I golf, so she'll have to take the bus."
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