A well known Cardiologist died and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the Eulogy, the heart opened up and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the Doctor inside forever.

At this point one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When confronted he stated, "I was just thinking of my own funeral,... I'm a Gynecologist!"

 

Perhaps he could be rolled down(venus)hill then?

 

Or they might drown him :'(