The Gay Flight Attendant
03-27-2009, 12:15 PM
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant named Calton, who seemed to put everyone
in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super..'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman
hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'
in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super..'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman
hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'
03-27-2009, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='828460' date='Mar 27 2009, 04:15 PM
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant named Calton, who seemed to put everyone
in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super..'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman
hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'
in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super..'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman
hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'
Ha ha really funny.
03-27-2009, 12:23 PM
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Maybe it was this guy....
03-27-2009, 12:25 PM
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03-27-2009, 12:28 PM
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Gay flight attendants are great. I remember a few years ago our gay flight attendant was singing his own rendition of "over the rainbow" with airline and travel references. It was freakin awesome.
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