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02-17-2006, 02:50 PM

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Sometimes a name change is the best idea...

Take me to the cleaners, baby!

Major dilemma in California.

How do you get there from here?

Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!

It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs!

??? McLogic gone wrong...

Pork the one you love?

Still Dead, Huh??? Go Figure...

What?

Mass suicides...Cows going over the edge...tonight on Channel 3 News...

Good Job!!

Load 'em up with burritos, Mom!!

I'm Confused...

How the hell can I write if I'm ILLITERATE!!!!

I can't even comment on this one

Beautiful, lush lawns of dirt...

Speling iz knot imprtunt fir astranawts

Make up your mind!!!

Don't drink and make signs...

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02-17-2006, 03:08 PM

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and how about this from Austria plz note that is the orig. name of the village ...poor guys every year so many of these are stolen wonder why

the local gov wanna change name as it cost for them a lot to buy the new ones, 4 real.

we should have a FN E60 meet there-and that wud be no cursing

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02-17-2006, 03:25 PM

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That's some funny a$$ signs

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02-17-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ats77' post='242053' date='Feb 17 2006, 04:08 PM

and how about this from Austria plz note that is the orig. name of the village ...poor guys every year so many of these are stolen wonder why

the local gov wanna change name as it cost for them a lot to buy the new ones, 4 real.
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we should have a FN E60 meet there-and that wud be no cursing

Is that the Village name or a warning?

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02-18-2006, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Centurion' post='242089' date='Feb 18 2006, 10:57 AM

Is that the Village name or a warning?

Is actually a village in Austria as ats has mentioned. I have seen this sign before on the net and I couldn't believe it

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02-18-2006, 02:20 AM

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02-18-2006, 04:12 AM

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02-18-2006, 08:03 AM

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02-18-2006, 05:01 PM

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The other morning I'm doing 85mph on the highway on my way into work. There is a yellow construction sign on the left saying "Left Lane Closed". Opposite that on the right side is a yellow construction sign saying "Right Lane Closed".