Funny Car Acronyms
12-25-2009 | 06:53 AM
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From: Newnan, Georgia
My Ride: 2004 545i
Production date: 02/04
Color: Black Sapphire Metallic
Trim: Anthracite
Options: Sport package with STEPTRONIC, Premium Sound, Rear Sunshade, Xenon
AUDI All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBetter Men Wins CHEVROLETConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering TechniquesCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology FIATFailure (in) Italian Automotive TechnologyFeeble Italian Attempt (at) TransportationFix It Again, Tony. FORDFix Or Repair DailyFrequent Overhaul, Rapid DeteriorationFails On Rainy Days GMGreat MistakeGarbage MotorsGrossly MisconceivedGoofy Manufacturing HONDAHad One, Never Did AgainHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration (Honda) PreludePistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes HYUNDAIHope You Understand, Nothing?s Drivable and Inexpensive MERCEDESMost Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans NISSANNasty Import, Sucks Savings Away to Nippon OPELOld People Enjoying Life PORSCHEProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SUBARUScrewed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTAToo Often Yankees Overprice This AutoThe One You Only Trust, Always VOLVOVery Odd Looking Vehicular Object
12-25-2009 | 04:15 PM
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From: Bay Area California
My Ride: 2005 BMW 545i Sport Package, Jet Black
M166 OEM Wheels
M5 Style Body kit
RPI Scoop
BMC Air Filter
Valentine One Radar Detector
35% tint all around
Here is one more:
FORD: Found On the Road Dead
in addition to Fix Or Repair Daily - makes the picture complete, I used to own couple of them
FORD: Found On the Road Dead
in addition to Fix Or Repair Daily - makes the picture complete, I used to own couple of them
12-26-2009 | 05:29 PM
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From: Miami, Fl
My Ride: 2005 530i Sport & Premium package with bluetooth, 6 disk cd-Changer, stock 18's dunlop wrapped, leather, adaptive headlights, CPO, See my gallery :DR.I.P...Stock Silver 2004 530i with grey interior, HID,
Model Year: 2005
Engine: M54
BMW:
Bad Mans Wagon
Break My Window
Break My Wallet
Be My Wife
Sigh,
Im gonna miss my Beemer.... its going up for sale on this new years....
Bad Mans Wagon
Break My Window
Break My Wallet
Be My Wife
Sigh,
Im gonna miss my Beemer.... its going up for sale on this new years....
12-27-2009 | 11:15 AM
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From: Thousand Oaks, California
My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
I have a couple to add...... 
BMW - Big Mexican Woman.....(don't know why, but I've heard this one for 20 years or so)
And my personal favorite for Ford.......
In reverse......Driver Returns On Foot!!
BMW - Big Mexican Woman.....(don't know why, but I've heard this one for 20 years or so)
And my personal favorite for Ford.......
In reverse......Driver Returns On Foot!!
12-27-2009 | 11:22 AM
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From: Pearland, Texas
My Ride: 530I Silver gray with gray leather with Premium Package, Logic 7 Premium sound system with Ipod interface, xenon adaptive headlights, Active steering, Power retractable rear sunshade, Comfort seats, Cold weather package and M5 OEM 166 wheels, Sprintbooster. Ceramic Tint all around, Bilstein Sports shocks with Eibach springs, Brake performance Rotors and Axxis ceramic pads.
My Aunt once told me BMW stands for Beautiful Married Women, of'course she also drives one.
12-27-2009 | 11:47 AM
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From: Zoo York
My Ride: Alpine White 2006 530Xi (SLD)
Originally Posted by danzanchy' post='1080114' date='Dec 26 2009, 09:20 PM
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