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Old 08-27-2006 | 10:59 AM
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Once in the forest, there were three campers that were lost wandering throught the woods. Some tribesmen found them and captured them and brought them to see the chief. The chief seeing them as a threat orders the men to be killed, three of them quickly beg not to be killed. The chief then decided that he'll have a wager with them which consist of three conditions, first he said "The three of you must go out and bring back a kind of fruit each.... umm make it five per type of fruit."

Three of them left happily to find their fruits, the first one returned with some guava, the chief then said, "Now its time for the second and third condition, first my men will shove the fruits up your butt, the last condition is that you must not make any facial expression." Seeing as there's no possible way to be alive, the guy decided to go through with it anyways, first guava in, face showed major pain, he was killed immediately.

The second guy came back with some grapes (smart huh? just luck), the chief said the same thing to the second guy and he was quite happy but at the same time feeling the pain. After the 4th grape went in, he was perfectly fine, but then he bursted into laughter, and he was killed...

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First Guy: Hey you're so lucky you brought grapes, and you were about to live, why did you start laughing?
Second Guy: Man if you were me you'd laugh too!! I saw Tim coming back with 5 durians!!

(Lame story but in my language everyone will burst into laughters... Hope its the same for you guys!!) Enjoy
Old 08-27-2006 | 11:25 AM
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Old 08-27-2006 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 525iSE' post='327563' date='Aug 27 2006, 07:59 PM
(Lame story but in my language everyone will burst into laughters... Hope its the same for you guys!!) Enjoy
It works pretty well in English too. I've heard versions with pineapples and watermelons, but I think Durian is the best (?) fruit for the purpose.

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Actually in english is alright too.
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thx always good to know other cultures
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