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Old 08-06-2009, 01:04 PM
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My favorite lines:

1. "Richard Garcia, a Tulare code enforcement officer, happened to be at the same intersection to remove illegal signs left behind by someone selling tetherball poles."

I guess I live a sheltered existence. I've never seen an advertisement for tetherball poles, especially an illegal one!

2. "He wasn't out there on lemonade patrol," said Frank Furtaw, Tulare's code enforcement manager.

Sounds like Reno 911!

You just can't make this sh*t up!
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Agreed, Calvin, there should be a task force set up to eliminate all these "unsafe" lemonade stands - we'll teach those damn 8 year-olds a lesson!!! Next up, Girl Scouts - they've been selling cookies without a license for years, we MUST put an end to it!!!!
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Originally Posted by pjinca' post='967929' date='Aug 6 2009, 02:30 PM
Agreed, Calvin, there should be a task force set up to eliminate all these "unsafe" lemonade stands - we'll teach those damn 8 year-olds a lesson!!! Next up, Girl Scouts - they've been selling cookies without a license for years, we MUST put an end to it!!!!
Actually Girls Scouts ARE licensed, I know this too well from my daughters!!
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='967962' date='Aug 6 2009, 03:18 PM
Actually Girls Scouts ARE licensed, I know this too well from my daughters!!

Really?!?!?! That means this issue has come up before with Girl Scouts?!?!?! Damn, maybe Ron Paul SHOULD be president, someone out there needs to get government out of our damn lives!!! Geez, Girl Scouts need a license, lemonade stands, pretty soon you'll need a license to do anything!!!
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