Fire in the hole...
01-19-2005, 03:28 PM
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Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Elton is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All bran cereal, and top it off with a litre of prune juice."
Elton asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for."
The doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Elton is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All bran cereal, and top it off with a litre of prune juice."
Elton asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for."
01-19-2005, 04:03 PM
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Irisheyes, maybe you can be the joker of E60.net ..
01-20-2005, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Jan 20 2005, 12:08 PM
i think he has tons of emails every day .
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01-20-2005, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Jan 20 2005, 11:08 AM
i think he has tons of emails every day .
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May a few Gig's worth.
01-20-2005, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Jan 20 2005, 01:34 AM
? ? Damn, where do you find all that stuff?
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