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Old 02-23-2005, 07:56 PM
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it's quite old but still funny .

New word for the day - "Fanquevallemud"

Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
following conversation...Read aloud for best results.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia.....

Room Service(RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"
Guest(G): "Yes......"

RS): "Dju witch true odor somefing??"
(G): "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS): "How July it done peace?"
(G): "What??"

(RS): "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"
(G): "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

(RS): "Howbow bkan?"
(G): "Crisp will be fine."

(RS): "O light. An some DOS?"
(G): "What?"

(RS): "Dosee. July some DOS?"
(G): "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C'
means."

(RS): "Mmm...............Toes! toes!..."
(G): "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"

(RS): "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"
(G): "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be
fine."

(RS): "Copy?"
(G): "Sorry?"

(RS): "Copy...Mill...all T?"
(G): "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

(RS): "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy..
wite??"
(G): "Well....Whatever you say"

(RS): "Fanquevallemud!"
(G): "You're welcome"
Old 02-23-2005, 11:01 PM
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vely rek o naiz bal if yoou vis tud Asian hotels be four.

You get used to Asians having a hard time learning English.
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Feb 24 2005, 03:01 AM
vely rek o naiz bal if yoou vis tud Asian hotels be four.? ?

You get used to Asians having a hard time learning English.
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Haha i took some time to figure what you are trying to say..
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Originally Posted by soc_fans' date='Feb 24 2005, 12:52 AM
[quote name='garehaan' date='Feb 24 2005, 03:01 AM']vely rek o naiz bal if yoou vis tud Asian hotels be four.? ?

You get used to Asians having a hard time learning English.
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Haha i took some time to figure what you are trying to say..
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just because he's not asian .
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I know another group of ppl who can talk english just as good like that, or maybe "not at all"...
Cubans in Florida hotels...
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Man don't even go there. Sometimes when i goto the movies or a mall, i think im in a different country.
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well, hawaii is not much better. we have so many japanese tourists in here. but i don't mind at all. just because some of them are hot !
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Originally Posted by zippers525' date='Feb 28 2005, 08:37 PM
Man don't even go there. Sometimes when i goto the movies or a mall, i think im in a different country.
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The NFL is there every year. Since I've been working for them over seven years I've been there a lot.
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Feb 28 2005, 10:47 PM
well, hawaii is not much better.? we have so many japanese tourists in here.? but i don't mind at all.? just because some of them are hot ? !
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