Fancy dress
09-02-2009, 12:46 AM
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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party.. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going so he took his costume and away he went..
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished naturally since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked what kind of time he'd had.
'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'
Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing Poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the Husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad....
.... Apparently he had the time of his life.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished naturally since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked what kind of time he'd had.
'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.'
Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing Poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the Husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad....
.... Apparently he had the time of his life.
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='996001' date='Sep 2 2009, 11:29 AM
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