Family Problems
07-06-2005, 10:33 AM
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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept
complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, "You think
you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and
we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made
my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother -in-law of her father-in-law. "Then
the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my
half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my
wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the
grandfather of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather!
"And you think you have family problems!"...
complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, "You think
you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and
we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made
my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother -in-law of her father-in-law. "Then
the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my
half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my
wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the
grandfather of my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather!
"And you think you have family problems!"...
07-06-2005, 11:52 AM
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I understood it all except for the bit after - two men meet at a bus stop.
I understood it all except for the bit after - two men meet at a bus stop.
07-08-2005, 01:00 AM
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