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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman! takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman! takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='327151' date='Aug 26 2006, 03:36 PM
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them
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So what is evil lived backwards--leaving the resulting words where the originals were?
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='327274' date='Aug 26 2006, 08:49 PM
So what is evil lived backwards--leaving the resulting words where the originals were?
live?Mathematical demonstration that women (or anything else - cars, for example) ARE evil:
Women cost time and money, so we can write:
W = T * M
but, "time is money", so
W = M * M = M^2
however, "money is the root of all evil"
M = SQRT(E)
therefore:
W = (SQRT(E))^" => W = E
qed
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Mathematical demonstration that women (or anything else - cars, for example) ARE evil:
Women cost time and money, so we can write:
W = T * M
but, "time is money", so
W = M * M = M^2
however, "money is the root of all evil"
M = SQRT(E)
therefore:
W = (SQRT(E))^" => W = E
qed
Women cost time and money, so we can write:
W = T * M
but, "time is money", so
W = M * M = M^2
however, "money is the root of all evil"
M = SQRT(E)
therefore:
W = (SQRT(E))^" => W = E
qed
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