Einstein's Theory
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Einsteins' Theory
We celebrated the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday.
He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel
Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
We celebrated the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday.
He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel
Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
04-14-2006, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by gpt' post='269062' date='Apr 14 2006, 08:57 AM
Einsteins' Theory
We celebrated the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday.
He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel
Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
We celebrated the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday.
He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel
Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
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...unless you have found an Einstein-Rosen bridge and some way to navigate thru the blackhole and travel back in time, today is still April 14th, a month after the anniversary of his B-day 
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Originally Posted by gpt' post='269062' date='Apr 14 2006, 06:57 AM
Einsteins' Theory
We celebrated the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday.
He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel
Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
We celebrated the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday.
He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel
Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
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