Drivers that need a hard kick to the head.
11-29-2012, 12:59 PM
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Drivers that need a hard kick to the head.
Let's see how many add to this list, here are my TOP 5 Driver's that need a kick to the head:
1) Idiots that feel they need to brake (hard) on the freeway just to make a lane change - you need to be kicked and beaten thanks.
2) People who drive a 25+ year old PoS 25mph in a 45mph zone - I know you drive a piece of shit, why are you punishing those of us who don't?
3) Morons that somehow feel they need at LEAST 300 yards between themselves and the car in front of them - maybe YOU'RE not trying to get anywhere, but for those of us who are GET THE F*** out of the way, thanks
4) People who brake when there's no reason to - please don't procreate
5) People who have no idea where they're going so they decide at the last second they need to make a right from the left lane NOW!!!! - please go home, drink a gallon of Drano and go to sleep, do us a favor
1) Idiots that feel they need to brake (hard) on the freeway just to make a lane change - you need to be kicked and beaten thanks.
2) People who drive a 25+ year old PoS 25mph in a 45mph zone - I know you drive a piece of shit, why are you punishing those of us who don't?
3) Morons that somehow feel they need at LEAST 300 yards between themselves and the car in front of them - maybe YOU'RE not trying to get anywhere, but for those of us who are GET THE F*** out of the way, thanks
4) People who brake when there's no reason to - please don't procreate
5) People who have no idea where they're going so they decide at the last second they need to make a right from the left lane NOW!!!! - please go home, drink a gallon of Drano and go to sleep, do us a favor
11-30-2012, 09:44 AM
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Add a new one to the list:
L.A. drivers CANNOT drive in the rain to save their lives. Geez, it's like a comedy show out there - some going so slow even rain has a hard time hitting them, others going too fast for the conditions and struggling to maintain control.
L.A. drivers CANNOT drive in the rain to save their lives. Geez, it's like a comedy show out there - some going so slow even rain has a hard time hitting them, others going too fast for the conditions and struggling to maintain control.
11-30-2012, 01:40 PM
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others to add to the list are
- those who speed up only when you change lanes to pass them..wtf
do not wake up the beast
- those who feel the need to drive right on your backside / I'm sorry it is a 35 zone and we are already going 45, if it is an emergency you can drive around / if you have not noticed my car is faster than yours (most of the time) so ease up gunslinger.
12-09-2012, 03:33 PM
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12-21-2012, 02:19 PM
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Time for another addition:
6) Minivan drivers - I realize you have resigned yourself to waiting for death to come by committing automotive suicide, but why punish the rest of us that still have a life by driving in the left lane of the freeway doing 50? Please, go to the right lane with all the other timid and lost souls. Thank you
6) Minivan drivers - I realize you have resigned yourself to waiting for death to come by committing automotive suicide, but why punish the rest of us that still have a life by driving in the left lane of the freeway doing 50? Please, go to the right lane with all the other timid and lost souls. Thank you
12-21-2012, 03:18 PM
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Time for another addition:
6) Minivan drivers - I realize you have resigned yourself to waiting for death to come by committing automotive suicide, but why punish the rest of us that still have a life by driving in the left lane of the freeway doing 50? Please, go to the right lane with all the other timid and lost souls. Thank you
6) Minivan drivers - I realize you have resigned yourself to waiting for death to come by committing automotive suicide, but why punish the rest of us that still have a life by driving in the left lane of the freeway doing 50? Please, go to the right lane with all the other timid and lost souls. Thank you
double time
especially since it's 3 points and about $100 for "prohibited" passing on the right
01-02-2013, 06:12 AM
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Lol I just saw this Hahahah...you would HATE it down here.
One of the reasons I try to avoid driving the M3 during the day LOL
One of the reasons I try to avoid driving the M3 during the day LOL
01-02-2013, 10:26 AM
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LOL, Bro, I have driven in Florida, and yes, I hate it. So many old people, and they all seem to require coming to a complete stop to make a right hand turn (either into a parking lot or a street). Since you normally only see the tufts of white hair peeking over the steering wheels my sister and I took to calling them "Q-tips". So funny