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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Oh come on, Mrs Smith. Let's not be too harsh on them.... You know how it is. They're bound to be a little curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"
Johnny's mother says, "Oh come on, Mrs Smith. Let's not be too harsh on them.... You know how it is. They're bound to be a little curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"
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Originally Posted by swajames' post='937890' date='Jul 9 2009, 09:39 PM
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Oh come on, Mrs Smith. Let's not be too harsh on them.... You know how it is. They're bound to be a little curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"
Johnny's mother says, "Oh come on, Mrs Smith. Let's not be too harsh on them.... You know how it is. They're bound to be a little curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"
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Originally Posted by swajames' post='937890' date='Jul 9 2009, 08:39 PM
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Oh come on, Mrs Smith. Let's not be too harsh on them.... You know how it is. They're bound to be a little curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"
Johnny's mother says, "Oh come on, Mrs Smith. Let's not be too harsh on them.... You know how it is. They're bound to be a little curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"
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god i was always the sick patient, but thankfully never THAT sick..lmfao!
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='938390' date='Jul 10 2009, 08:43 AM
god i was always the sick patient
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='938679' date='Jul 10 2009, 02:31 PM
I was always the gynecologist.
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='938679' date='Jul 10 2009, 01:31 PM
I was always the gynecologist.
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Originally Posted by 530inOK' post='938686' date='Jul 10 2009, 01:36 PM
A shade tree gynecologist...hmmm. Is there anything you won't evaluate?