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Old 08-30-2009 | 08:40 AM
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One fat person at a time...
Old 08-30-2009 | 08:42 AM
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Oh no...
Old 08-30-2009 | 08:47 AM
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Holy crap that bike's got a strong rear suspension!

Duck, here comes a Smoothie!
Old 08-30-2009 | 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by tex_phil' post='993066' date='Aug 30 2009, 09:40 AM
One fat person at a time...
Chubby Chaser!!
Old 08-30-2009 | 10:14 AM
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that's a fat ass squid
Old 08-30-2009 | 10:33 AM
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That poor bike!!! That chick needs a dually pulling her not that poor bike!!!
Old 08-30-2009 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='993070' date='Aug 30 2009, 11:47 AM
Holy crap that bike's got a strong rear suspension!

Duck, here comes a Smoothie!
Never mind the suspension and rear tire...that poor subframe. Structural integrity limitations reached. FAILURE IMMINENT!!
Old 08-30-2009 | 10:39 AM
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Laws violated:

Physics

Decency

Logic

Warranties voided:

All
Old 08-30-2009 | 10:41 AM
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This would be a canadate for a photoshop.
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This would be a candidate for the first ever motorcycle to have to pass through the truck scales


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