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Old 05-28-2010, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck
The other passengers must have thought that Shrek had just been farting the whole flight long!!
Shrek took a huge dump on the plane when everyone was sleeping. On a side note, ever notice how hard it is to take a poop on a plane? Although pressurized, it really messes with your bowels. I must have been sitting there for 10 minutes before the first turtle head showed its face. A crawfish claw shot out at one point.
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facking awesome...
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer
Shrek took a huge dump on the plane when everyone was sleeping. On a side note, ever notice how hard it is to take a poop on a plane? Although pressurized, it really messes with your bowels. I must have been sitting there for 10 minutes before the first turtle head showed its face. A crawfish claw shot out at one point.
I had to go in the middle of the night too and was thanking God I didn't have to do it in an airplane bathroom. HAHAHA!!
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haha this thread is too f**king funny
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer
Shrek took a huge dump on the plane when everyone was sleeping. On a side note, ever notice how hard it is to take a poop on a plane? Although pressurized, it really messes with your bowels. I must have been sitting there for 10 minutes before the first turtle head showed its face. A crawfish claw shot out at one point.
I am crying!! This thred is hilarious!!!
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FINALLY something worth reading.. Man I love Boiling Crab. All the imitators just don't match up to the shebang sauce.
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer
Shrek took a huge dump on the plane when everyone was sleeping. On a side note, ever notice how hard it is to take a poop on a plane? Although pressurized, it really messes with your bowels. I must have been sitting there for 10 minutes before the first turtle head showed its face. A crawfish claw shot out at one point.
Calton!! really man? lolol.. gross as all hell, ick

you are forever changed in my mind as the guy trying to take a dump on an airplane in those tiny ass rooms and air pressure that could suck the tonsils out through your ass.. im blocking the mental image that comes ....
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Originally Posted by melimel
Calton!! really man? lolol.. gross as all hell, ick

you are forever changed in my mind as the guy trying to take a dump on an airplane in those tiny ass rooms and air pressure that could suck the tonsils out through your ass.. im blocking the mental image that comes ....
You have just made the already horrifying mental image a lot worse for me Mel!! Damn you!! LOL
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Yeah Mel, thanks, just what I wanted with my morning coffee - the visual of a Charmenian pinching off a loaf in an airliner's bathroom.
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Yeah Mel, thanks, just what I wanted with my morning coffee - the visual of a Charmenian pinching off a loaf in an airliner's bathroom.
LOL!!! Weird seeing you put MORNING coffee. It's 19.10 here!


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