Craig Strikes Again!
10-06-2009, 10:23 PM
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a smoothie is much more effective. it sticks to the side of the car. the lasting partially frozen smoothie jiz brings many minutes of joy that only one who has experienced it can truly appreciate. regardless of the outcome of the fight, the true loser is the ass-clown driving away with sticky coffee-chocolate syrup caked to their window, baking in with every glorious beating ray of the sun.
if you haven't had the opportunity to ruin someones day yet, i provide to you the following:
this way, you get one for yourself and one for an unsuspecting douche monger. 20 ounces will be more then enough, make sure to get something sugary and peanut-buttery. Something I haven't tried is getting it through the window. if one can successfully pull it off, you will be the true smoothie king, and I will humbly relinquish the title.
if you haven't had the opportunity to ruin someones day yet, i provide to you the following:
this way, you get one for yourself and one for an unsuspecting douche monger. 20 ounces will be more then enough, make sure to get something sugary and peanut-buttery. Something I haven't tried is getting it through the window. if one can successfully pull it off, you will be the true smoothie king, and I will humbly relinquish the title.
10-07-2009, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='1026579' date='Oct 7 2009, 02:23 AM
a smoothie is much more effective. it sticks to the side of the car. the lasting partially frozen smoothie jiz brings many minutes of joy that only one who has experienced it can truly appreciate. regardless of the outcome of the fight, the true loser is the ass-clown driving away with sticky coffee-chocolate syrup caked to their window, baking in with every glorious beating ray of the sun.
if you haven't had the opportunity to ruin someones day yet, i provide to you the following:
this way, you get one for yourself and one for an unsuspecting douche monger. 20 ounces will be more then enough, make sure to get something sugary and peanut-buttery. Something I haven't tried is getting it through the window. if one can successfully pull it off, you will be the true smoothie king, and I will humbly relinquish the title.
if you haven't had the opportunity to ruin someones day yet, i provide to you the following:
this way, you get one for yourself and one for an unsuspecting douche monger. 20 ounces will be more then enough, make sure to get something sugary and peanut-buttery. Something I haven't tried is getting it through the window. if one can successfully pull it off, you will be the true smoothie king, and I will humbly relinquish the title.
Craig! Your back!
10-07-2009, 06:09 AM
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Welcome back Craig, how are things as a Pedi-cab driver in NYC? To think I was just going to email Craig today to see how thigns were going.
To think I was just going to email Craig today to see how thigns were going.
back Craig! 
10-07-2009, 09:02 AM
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='1026579' date='Oct 7 2009, 01:23 AM
a smoothie is much more effective. it sticks to the side of the car. the lasting partially frozen smoothie jiz brings many minutes of joy that only one who has experienced it can truly appreciate. regardless of the outcome of the fight, the true loser is the ass-clown driving away with sticky coffee-chocolate syrup caked to their window, baking in with every glorious beating ray of the sun.
if you haven't had the opportunity to ruin someones day yet, i provide to you the following:
this way, you get one for yourself and one for an unsuspecting douche monger. 20 ounces will be more then enough, make sure to get something sugary and peanut-buttery. Something I haven't tried is getting it through the window. if one can successfully pull it off, you will be the true smoothie king, and I will humbly relinquish the title.
if you haven't had the opportunity to ruin someones day yet, i provide to you the following:
this way, you get one for yourself and one for an unsuspecting douche monger. 20 ounces will be more then enough, make sure to get something sugary and peanut-buttery. Something I haven't tried is getting it through the window. if one can successfully pull it off, you will be the true smoothie king, and I will humbly relinquish the title.
10-07-2009, 10:16 AM
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Wwelcome back Craig!! 
BTW, did anyone else notice how lame the fight in the video was?? 
It was like a baseball fight!!
BTW, did anyone else notice how lame the fight in the video was?? It was like a baseball fight!!
10-07-2009, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1026925' date='Oct 7 2009, 02:16 PM
Wwelcome back Craig!! BTW, did anyone else notice how lame the fight in the video was?? It was like a baseball fight!!
BTW, did anyone else notice how lame the fight in the video was?? It was like a baseball fight!!
10-09-2009, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by sdg1871' post='1027007' date='Oct 7 2009, 03:39 PM
Welcome back Craig.
I realized that while I was gone, I have no desire to mod my car. It was you guys who made me want to mod it. I am now buying a 2K movado instead of wheels. If nerweezy has movados, I am sure I will get a PM within a couple of hours!
..dont talk me into wheels. I am 26 and have a great job. I need a big-boy watch. the fossil doesnt cut it anymore.
Thanks for the "welcomes back" (is that right?) (it is like "sergeants major") . I did stop by from time to time to see what was going on. at one point there were like 4 drama threads at once, and moderators were beating the crap out of you guys. I hit DTC dropped it in M1 and high-tailed it out of here (i know, awesome car reference).
I missed you guys.
...now where is that Iran thread? :searches: