Cowboy BrokeBack . . .
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A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain, and after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your 'willy'?" The cowboy says," Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I
can't serve you until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for
instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down
at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because It really satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So,what do you guys call
yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, FORD,
because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says,"I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink! Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my
'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your 'willy'?" The cowboy says," Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I
can't serve you until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for
instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down
at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because It really satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So,what do you guys call
yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, FORD,
because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says,"I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink! Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my
'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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Don't know if our friends accross the pond will get the joke here. I had to read the last line twice before it hit me (A bit slow this morning!!)
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Originally Posted by JStraw' post='424990' date='May 16 2007, 06:57 AM
Don't know if our friends accross the pond will get the joke here. I had to read the last line twice before it hit me (A bit slow this morning!!)
Love that punch line.
05-16-2007, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Centurion' post='425001' date='May 16 2007, 09:17 AM
Right. This is based on popular slogans/commercials here in the US.
Love that punch line.
Love that punch line.
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Originally Posted by Bimmer32' post='425049' date='May 16 2007, 11:23 PM
Here's more info for those who don't know "SECRET." Secret is a brand of women's deodorant with a commercial line that, "It's strong enough for a man but made for a woman." The commercial aired in the 80's and 90's but I think it was pulled because it also assume that 'men' stunk more than women.
So is that why they don't use that line anymore?
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