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07-12-2006, 06:46 AM
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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close
enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the
Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to
you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean
to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
------
> A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something
> terrible is happening and I have to talk to you
> about it."
>
> The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
>
> The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
>
> The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can
> that be?"
>
> The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
> she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
>
> The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk
> to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let
> you know."
>
> A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says,
> "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the
> phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
>
> The man said yes and the Rabbi! replied, "Take the
> poison."
enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the
Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to
you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean
to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
------
> A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something
> terrible is happening and I have to talk to you
> about it."
>
> The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
>
> The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
>
> The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can
> that be?"
>
> The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
> she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
>
> The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk
> to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let
> you know."
>
> A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says,
> "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the
> phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
>
> The man said yes and the Rabbi! replied, "Take the
> poison."
07-12-2006, 06:12 PM
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