The compassion of some women!
02-20-2009, 03:36 PM
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Subject: Female compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach .
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said, "No"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach .
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said, "No"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in
02-20-2009, 03:47 PM
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Yeah, sounds like a woman to me!! 
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Originally Posted by mrfva' post='798013' date='Feb 20 2009, 08:35 PM
Sounds more like a Lounge topic, but it's still
