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08-30-2009, 05:09 PM
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Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday, July 15, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday, July 15, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
08-30-2009, 05:31 PM
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Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
08-30-2009, 06:22 PM
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OK, J. I had my wife read these and several resonated. Especially the one about being quiet until the commercial. She didn't appreciate the oven bit as she made some amazing enchiladas last night.
PS: She stated unequivocally that 14 bath salts, soaps, shampoos, scrubbers, luffahs, pumices, nail brushes, masks, conditioners, candles, etc. is a nice start, but nowhere near what is actually required. Also, the minimum water temperature needed is no less than 200F.
She didn't appreciate the oven bit as she made some amazing enchiladas last night.PS: She stated unequivocally that 14 bath salts, soaps, shampoos, scrubbers, luffahs, pumices, nail brushes, masks, conditioners, candles, etc. is a nice start, but nowhere near what is actually required. Also, the minimum water temperature needed is no less than 200F.
08-30-2009, 06:26 PM
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Finally a class for my wife to take.
08-30-2009, 07:22 PM
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these all seem very logical to me, and I am not flexible on logic.
I was in a bar tonight and i watched a young (mid 20s) couple fight and she goes "how the fuck do you think i am gonna do that, you are a looser" and he didnt say anything.
My response would have been "who the fuck do YOU think you are talking to like that? you better get your ass to the nearest bus stop, besides you could stand walk off a few pounds."
hence the reason i am still single.
I was in a bar tonight and i watched a young (mid 20s) couple fight and she goes "how the fuck do you think i am gonna do that, you are a looser" and he didnt say anything.
My response would have been "who the fuck do YOU think you are talking to like that? you better get your ass to the nearest bus stop, besides you could stand walk off a few pounds."
hence the reason i am still single.
08-30-2009, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='993467' date='Aug 30 2009, 11:22 PM
these all seem very logical to me, and I am not flexible on logic.
I was in a bar tonight and i watched a young (mid 20s) couple fight and she goes "how the fuck do you think i am gonna do that, you are a looser" and he didnt say anything.
My response would have been "who the fuck do YOU think you are talking to like that? you better get your ass to the nearest bus stop, besides you could stand walk off a few pounds."
hence the reason i am still single.
I was in a bar tonight and i watched a young (mid 20s) couple fight and she goes "how the fuck do you think i am gonna do that, you are a looser" and he didnt say anything.
My response would have been "who the fuck do YOU think you are talking to like that? you better get your ass to the nearest bus stop, besides you could stand walk off a few pounds."
hence the reason i am still single.
08-30-2009, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='993475' date='Aug 30 2009, 11:29 PM
Maybe he was trying to explain how to use the thermostat....
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