Choke on this....
08-30-2006, 11:32 AM
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A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son.
The kid is flipping a coin in the air and catching it between his teeth.
As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the
wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his
throat.
He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad starts
panicking and shouting for help.
A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman in a
blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she calmly looks up, puts her coffee cup
down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the
counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the
market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles
and confidently squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 20-cent
piece, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back
to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts effusively thanking her,
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before - it was
fantastic.
Are you a doctor?" "Good heavens, no", the woman replies. "I'm a divorce lawyer
The kid is flipping a coin in the air and catching it between his teeth.
As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the
wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his
throat.
He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad starts
panicking and shouting for help.
A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman in a
blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she calmly looks up, puts her coffee cup
down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the
counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the
market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles
and confidently squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 20-cent
piece, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back
to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts effusively thanking her,
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before - it was
fantastic.
Are you a doctor?" "Good heavens, no", the woman replies. "I'm a divorce lawyer
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