Chinese sick leave!
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Chen-Kung Ho calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Chen-Kung Ho, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later he calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
The boss says, "You know Chen-Kung Ho, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later he calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Apr 12 2005, 04:45 PM
Chen-Kung Ho calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Chen-Kung Ho, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later he calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
The boss says, "You know Chen-Kung Ho, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later he calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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