The Chinese are really helpful. Sometimes
04-19-2005, 01:17 PM
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not want to use a condom. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor.
The doctor has never seen anything like this before, orders him to have some tests and tells him to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!"
The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.
Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Penis fall off by itself!"
The doctor has never seen anything like this before, orders him to have some tests and tells him to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!"
The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.
Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Penis fall off by itself!"
04-19-2005, 02:10 PM
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okay, I'm chinese, and I can totally see one of my relative doctors saying this with a straight face.
that was HILARIOUS. i'm typing this from the floor since I fell off my chair laughing.
that was HILARIOUS. i'm typing this from the floor since I fell off my chair laughing.
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Fantastic joke!!! 
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