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Old 12-03-2009, 03:10 PM
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A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

?What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, beef or lamb??

He said: "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

"F#*k You. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
Old 12-03-2009, 03:18 PM
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Hahahahaahah
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Makes sense - real men eat lamb!
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HAHAH! nice one
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