Check Out This Hilarious Craigslist Post
01-04-2011, 12:23 AM
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A Nice E34 M3 but read the posting:
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BMW M5 E34 (westchester)
Date: 2011-01-04, 3:05AM EST
Reply to: sale-7ebpy-2142700464@craigslist.org [sup][Errors when replying to ads?][/sup]
BMW E34 M5!!
Black on Black!
Fully loaded!!
No bs problems!!!!
Runs perfectly!!!!
Drive home and stare at glory while it sits in the drive way glaring back at you,
while you enjoy the enormous hard on you have!!
Your girl friend/ wife/ hot girl on the corner who youve been trying to get with will now adore you!
DO NOT want to sell her... but,
I just gotta Puerto rican girl freind and well. . . yea, ya know the deal!
Make me a serious offer!
Although I must admit I will not tolerate any low ballers, joy riders, tire kickers or ass holes!!
I will kick you face in if you are any of the above!!! No BS!
I know what I have and the value it has!
These are getting harder to find as time passes on.
First person with cash in hand and is serious takes her home as i cry in my drive way..
call soon due to the fact that i might end up deciding to keep her an dumpin the bitch! >8-D
Its only because i have a few other BMW's that i making a "compormise"
my number is (914)-(588)-(0632)
call at any time from 9Am to 11Pm
Thank you for looking!
Date: 2011-01-04, 3:05AM EST
Reply to: sale-7ebpy-2142700464@craigslist.org [sup][Errors when replying to ads?][/sup]
BMW E34 M5!!
Black on Black!
Fully loaded!!
No bs problems!!!!
Runs perfectly!!!!
Drive home and stare at glory while it sits in the drive way glaring back at you,
while you enjoy the enormous hard on you have!!
Your girl friend/ wife/ hot girl on the corner who youve been trying to get with will now adore you!
DO NOT want to sell her... but,
I just gotta Puerto rican girl freind and well. . . yea, ya know the deal!
Make me a serious offer!
Although I must admit I will not tolerate any low ballers, joy riders, tire kickers or ass holes!!
I will kick you face in if you are any of the above!!! No BS!
I know what I have and the value it has!
These are getting harder to find as time passes on.
First person with cash in hand and is serious takes her home as i cry in my drive way..
call soon due to the fact that i might end up deciding to keep her an dumpin the bitch! >8-D
Its only because i have a few other BMW's that i making a "compormise"
my number is (914)-(588)-(0632)
call at any time from 9Am to 11Pm
Thank you for looking!
01-04-2011, 09:45 AM
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Coversďż˝ from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Fantastic.
01-04-2011, 03:50 PM
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My Ride: 2005 545i, Silber-grau/grau. Vanilla flavored except for cold WX pkg.
01-04-2011, 04:37 PM
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My Ride: 2008 528i, Space Grey, Nav, PDC, Premium, Sports, Grey Leather, Xenon, Cornering...
Hilarious!!! I am puerto rican and I don't get it... Funny nonetheless
01-04-2011, 05:43 PM
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My Ride: 2006 530xi (Titanium Grey/ Black interior) Debaged, L.e.d. light upgrade throughout. ACS roof spoiler. H&R sport sprigs, Angel eye upgrade, euro sticker, ,matte black grills.
Nope! My Fiance keeps saying....Stay with your e60! What do you want an m5 for. lol
That post was funny. Btw, John!! whats up? You coming to jersey to get some money or what?
That post was funny. Btw, John!! whats up? You coming to jersey to get some money or what?
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