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Old 05-02-2005, 01:31 PM
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The challenge is NOT to think dirty.

All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way. Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:

1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?

6) What four-letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

7) What four-letter word ends in "i-t" and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

8) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?



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1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty dollar bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. fork
7. grit
8. last name

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I could't get a single one right
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Originally Posted by cobradav' date='May 3 2005, 12:36 PM
? I could't get a single one right
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I'll bet u got all the WRONG ones though
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='May 3 2005, 05:48 AM
[quote name='cobradav' date='May 3 2005, 12:36 PM']? I could't get a single one right
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I'll bet u got all the WRONG ones though
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Sad, but true
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