Celebrating 1,000 posts with a sexist joke
08-02-2009 | 11:02 AM
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From: Massachusetts, USA
My Ride: 2006 525XI, Jet black on Dakota beige. Premium and winter packages. I consider myself a purist and intend to keep my car absolutely stock and shiny.
2008 328I Convertible, Sapphire black on beige interior. Premium package, NAV, iPod adapter.
Retired: 2002 325I, Titanium silver on black leather. Premium package. Absolutely stock and proud of it.
Equal opportunity sexist joke:
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina/penis?
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A: Woman/man
Thank you, thank you very much!!! Elvis has left the building until next week..... VACA starts tomorrow. Yay!!!!! Beautiful 6 hr drive to Bar Harbor. Can't wait to spend all that time with the E60 (and the wife, too).
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina/penis?
Scroll below:
A: Woman/man
Thank you, thank you very much!!! Elvis has left the building until next week..... VACA starts tomorrow. Yay!!!!! Beautiful 6 hr drive to Bar Harbor. Can't wait to spend all that time with the E60 (and the wife, too).
08-02-2009 | 12:55 PM
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From: SFV California
My Ride: 2006 530i Alpine White on Black interior, Sport and Premium Package, Steptronic, Navigation, Xenon Adaptive Headlights, Mtec V2.1 angel eyes,Hoen Fog Lights, Full M-Tech kit, ACS pedals, LED plate lights, CF Steering Wheel badge, CF Titanium trim, OE
keep em coming 
08-02-2009 | 08:40 PM
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From: Milky Way, Earth, N. America, CA, San Jose, 95136, Latitude N 37� 16.837, Longitude W 121� 50.461
My Ride: 2004 530i | Sapphire Black | Sport | Premium | NAV | Logic 7 | DPE R07 Variant S Gloss Black with Polished Lip 20x8.5 front 20x10 rear | Falken FK452 tires 245/30/20 front 275/30/20 rear | H&R Coilovers | Smoked Tail Lights | M5 trunk spoiler | AC Schnitzer style roof spoiler | HID 8000K headlights & foglights | 35% tint all around | Sprint Booster | Speed Innovation ECU tuning | M5 trunk finisher | M-Tech body kit | Remus Quad Exhaust | AC Schnitzer style pedals | Euro Stickers | RPi Ram Air Induction | Smoked LED Side Lenses | AC Schnitzer style e-brake handle | AC Schnitzer style shifter | AC Schnitzer style iDrive knob | AC Schnitzer style carbon fiber diffuser | carbon fiber hood/trunk/steering emblems | carbon fiber grilles | carbon fiber door pillars | MTEC v2 Angel Eyes | Hamann style carbon fiber splitter
congrats on the 1K!
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