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03-17-2009, 07:56 PM
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My Ride: 2004 545i, Sport and Premium package, Titanium Silver with Black Dakota Leather interior
A 92 yr old man tells a catholic priest... I've been happily married for 65 years. I have a beautiful wife, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. The other day on the way home, I met 2 sexy college girls, and they took me to a hotel room and I had sex with both of them three times.
Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?
Elderly: What sins?
Priest: What kind of Catholic are you?
Elderly: I am not Catholic.... I'm Jewish
Priest: So why are you telling me this?
Elderly: I'm 92... I'm telling everybody!
Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?
Elderly: What sins?
Priest: What kind of Catholic are you?
Elderly: I am not Catholic.... I'm Jewish
Priest: So why are you telling me this?
Elderly: I'm 92... I'm telling everybody!
03-17-2009, 08:04 PM
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My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
It's a very funny joke, but it is OLD!! 
03-17-2009, 08:06 PM
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My Ride: 2004 530i | Sapphire Black | Sport | Premium | NAV | Logic 7 | DPE R07 Variant S Gloss Black with Polished Lip 20x8.5 front 20x10 rear | Falken FK452 tires 245/30/20 front 275/30/20 rear | H&R Coilovers | Smoked Tail Lights | M5 trunk spoiler | AC Schnitzer style roof spoiler | HID 8000K headlights & foglights | 35% tint all around | Sprint Booster | Speed Innovation ECU tuning | M5 trunk finisher | M-Tech body kit | Remus Quad Exhaust | AC Schnitzer style pedals | Euro Stickers | RPi Ram Air Induction | Smoked LED Side Lenses | AC Schnitzer style e-brake handle | AC Schnitzer style shifter | AC Schnitzer style iDrive knob | AC Schnitzer style carbon fiber diffuser | carbon fiber hood/trunk/steering emblems | carbon fiber grilles | carbon fiber door pillars | MTEC v2 Angel Eyes | Hamann style carbon fiber splitter
hahaha..first time I heard that one..
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