IrishEyes

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."

And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited blonde clad figure.

Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a Drop-dead gorgeous woman!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,
"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the leftsleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.
"Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket And removes a flask and hands it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. ''Tis truly Fantastic!"


At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle.


She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed


"Jesus, Mary and Joseph...........................




Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too !"

Ferdie

Shows you he's been on the island too long, must have affected his mind

Fin535dA

Aahahaha xD totally lolsating i'm rolling on the floor atm laughing my ass off

Iceman

Mr 5er

I just love Irish jokes.................Well did she have the clubs??????

miss525i

Another funny joke

cobradav

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