Bush and Rice
03-08-2005, 04:43 AM
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President Bush and Rice are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rice sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW I I I ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.
" The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman, why kill a bicycle repairman?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 14 million Iraqis!"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW I I I ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.
" The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman, why kill a bicycle repairman?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 14 million Iraqis!"
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Isn't Bush sitting with Rice???? What does Powell have to do with the story??????
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Originally Posted by ghassane' date='Mar 8 2005, 03:01 PM
Isn't Bush sitting with Rice???? What does Powell have to do with the story??????
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Originally Posted by ghassane' date='Mar 8 2005, 03:01 PM
Isn't Bush sitting with Rice???? What does Powell have to do with the story??????
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Edited for the times in which we live. :'(
03-08-2005, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Mar 8 2005, 11:15 AM
[quote name='ghassane' date='Mar 8 2005, 03:01 PM']Isn't Bush sitting with Rice???? What does Powell have to do with the story??????
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Edited for the times in which we live. :'(
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[/quote]I do not see it as a typo. "A guy walks into the bar . . . " At the end of the story, the guy turns out to be Powell. Works for me.
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Originally Posted by JDN' date='Mar 8 2005, 11:31 PM
I do not see it as a typo. "A guy walks into the bar . . . " At the end of the story, the guy turns out to be Powell. Works for me.
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Originally Posted by JDN' date='Mar 8 2005, 10:31 PM
[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Mar 8 2005, 11:15 AM'][quote name='ghassane' date='Mar 8 2005, 03:01 PM']Isn't Bush sitting with Rice???? What does Powell have to do with the story??????
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Edited for the times in which we live. :'(
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[/quote]I do not see it as a typo. "A guy walks into the bar . . . " At the end of the story, the guy turns out to be Powell. Works for me.
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[/quote]Even better, Powell is the bartender!!!
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