...and boobs, too.
01-02-2009 | 06:40 PM
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad is
getting a hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber
says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad is
getting a hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber
says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
01-02-2009 | 07:00 PM
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From: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Originally Posted by CWS530' post='758092' date='Jan 2 2009, 10:40 PM
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad is
getting a hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber
says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad is
getting a hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber
says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."
... not too funny
01-02-2009 | 07:21 PM
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Originally Posted by Krozi' post='758098' date='Jan 2 2009, 10:00 PM
... not too funnyHey, double entendre...always better with a rimshot http://www.instantrimshot.com/. Tough crowd. Tough crowd.
01-03-2009 | 09:05 AM
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This is a tough room sometimes.....but I liked it!! 
My wife even liked it!! So chin up and keep them coming!! 
My wife even liked it!! So chin up and keep them coming!!
01-03-2009 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='758413' date='Jan 3 2009, 10:05 AM
This is a tough room sometimes.....but I liked it!! My wife even liked it!! So chin up and keep them coming!!
My wife even liked it!! So chin up and keep them coming!! Reminds me of another one...
Girl goes to the doctor for a chest exam. "Big breaths", says the doctor. "Yeth", says the girl, "and I'm only thixthteen"
01-03-2009 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by swajames' post='758424' date='Jan 3 2009, 10:31 AM
Same here! Tough crowd indeed.
Reminds me of another one...
Girl goes to the doctor for a chest exam. "Big breaths", says the doctor. "Yeth", says the girl, "and I'm only thixthteen"
Reminds me of another one...
Girl goes to the doctor for a chest exam. "Big breaths", says the doctor. "Yeth", says the girl, "and I'm only thixthteen"
01-03-2009 | 11:02 AM
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Originally Posted by swajames' post='758424' date='Jan 3 2009, 12:31 PM
Same here! Tough crowd indeed.
Reminds me of another one...
Girl goes to the doctor for a chest exam. "Big breaths", says the doctor. "Yeth", says the girl, "and I'm only thixthteen"
Reminds me of another one...
Girl goes to the doctor for a chest exam. "Big breaths", says the doctor. "Yeth", says the girl, "and I'm only thixthteen"